Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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