I am puke
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Randomize
