i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
How's work?
Spinning.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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