he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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