We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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