If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
i think im in europe. pls send help
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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