I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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