..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Liz is crying about burritos again.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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