I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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