I hope mine doesn't look like that
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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