My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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