I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
