so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know her cup size but not her name....
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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