i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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