that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.