Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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