I wanna bring you to show and tell
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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