the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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