And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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