This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."