So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.