I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.