awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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