And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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