Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We got so high we made milksteak
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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