I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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