Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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