she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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