what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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