He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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