You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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