i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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