Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
