And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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