i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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