do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
