You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When are your genitals available?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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