her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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