If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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