I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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