Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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