fuck your aforementioned shoe
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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