im drinking this country out of the recession.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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