love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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