A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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