Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
