Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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