WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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