My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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