it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My dick has a subreddit
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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