Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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