Whod you bang
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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