I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Pappa wants mamma naked
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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