): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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