We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
