I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I had to cum in my sink.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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