Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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